My house is a crime scene. Something criminal took place here earlier, and I am going to make sure I track down the guilty party.
That’s right. It was a crime against carpet. Whoever did it, found the one little bit of mud in our garden, danced around in it and then traipsed it back through the entire house.
I’ve narrowed it down to two suspects.
Suspect A.
And suspect B.
I come from a long line of detectives. LET’S DO THIS.
Right, first things first, the footprints. Whose feet could be a likely match? Hmm. Tricky.
Let’s see who was in the garden shortly before the crime took place.
This is circumstantial evidence, and he could have an alibi (one of the fat pigeons). Let’s not jump to conclusions.
Finally, let’s look at their faces, and try and break them through interrogation. Who looks guilty?
It’s a tough one. We may never know.
hahahahaha, HILARIOUS!!
I sure hope you’re able to figure it out =)
Hopefully-I may have to start dusting for fingerprints…!
Mort! For crying out loud, you’re not even TRYING to look innocent! The woman is a genius detective. At least make an attempt…
Love and licks,
Cupcake
Teehee, this made me giggle! You’re right Cupcake-it didn’t take much interrogation!x
LOL Mort will never tell!
I think it was that George! Trying to give Mort a bad rep, he obviously snuck in walked in the mud and then slipped out! Poor mort it would never be him! Lol
I think you could be right-Mort was set up! I knew I didn’t trust that George…!x
Eve took the words right out of my mouth… clearly, your darling Mort would never dare track mud into your house, much less across your white carpet. It MUST be George… as part of his plot to overthrow the reigning king of the neighborhood, he has set Mort up for Doggy Jail. (Or, at the very least- torture, ala bath!)
Bahahahahaha! I chuckled out load for a good five minutes over this! at 2:40am… After a late shift. It was just what I needed! Love it! Xxx
I’m with the rest – I definitely think George is worth questioning. Poor Mort, just minding his own business while the Fat Pigeon and George are conspiring against him. xx
Lol. Great post. I’ve realized that if your dog is the guilty party, you can see it in his/her body language. Dogs cannot fake it. Amazing dogs:)
Very funny!!! Thank you for sharing